I’m A Raccoon

Which animal would you compare yourself to and why?

For me, this is simple. I’m a Raccoon.

There’s a few reasons for this. So let me take you through them:

1. I eat *everything*. This is a blessing and a curse. I will eat expired food that is yet to go bad, but have also eaten expired food that has gone bad without me realising until it’s too late.

2. I’m easily pleased. Give me food and I am yours.

3. I have tiny hands. For someone who is 5’7″, my hands should be around 7″ from the base of the palm to the tip of my longest finger. But my hands are an inch short. So I regularly look like this when I’m being evil:

And those are the reasons why I’m a raccoon.

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1 thought on “I’m A Raccoon

  1. I would agree i’m a raccoon as well LOL


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